Monogram 900 Series Dishwasher

Monogram's 900 Series Dishwasher arrives in April 2026 at $2,500, with more than 90 wash jets, four handle options and four banks of interior LED lighting. Among the jets are nozzles aimed specifically at water bottles.

Start with the lighting, because it is the part that tells you what this product is for. A dishwasher is a sealed box that does its work in the dark with the door shut. Four banks of LEDs inside it are not there to improve the wash. They are there for the two seconds when the door is open and somebody is looking in, which is the same two seconds the appliance has to justify costing five times a machine that gets plates clean.

The water-bottle nozzles are the opposite kind of feature, and a genuinely good one. Tall insulated bottles are the single thing a dishwasher is worst at: they stand in the way of the spray arm, trap water in the base, and come out wet inside. Aiming a dedicated jet up into them solves a problem that every household with a gym bag actually has.

The handles being a separate line item on a $2,500 appliance is the detail we would like on the record.